The way out

Why not legitimise what has been our national character since 1947? Fair elections should be avoided because our only fair election cost us East Pakistan. Heavily clogged roads including the Murree Road at Bhara Kahu in ICT should be closed so that people can enjoy the luxury of comfortable stay at home. Corruption should be encouraged to save money being spent on NAB and other anti-corruption agencies for the benefit of the poor. Names of legends like Benazir and Malala among others should be discarded because they are a security threat to the state. Peace with neighbours should be considered treason because some of them are conspiring against our beloved country. People like Zardari and other politicians should be glorified to enable Karachi to burn to the ashes from which it will rise like a phoenix. Speaking the truth should be banned because it is bitter.
These solutions will bring fact and fiction on the same page. To put an end to the prevailing unnecessary uncertainty the law of necessity should be adopted as basic structure of the state. Above all Nawaz Sharif should be designated as PM for life so that we can become an Asian Tiger in his lifetime.
B A Malik
Islamabad