Prince Harry ‘need to stay relevant’ is painful, says expert

Prince Harry is dragged down for earning big bucks based on his complaints about the Royal Family.

The Duke of Sussex seemingly “lacks basic awareness of what things cost”, as revealed by Former People Magazine editor Dan Wakeford.

Speaking about the Duke’s out of touch behaviour, expert Rebecca Russell writes for Express: “Honestly, the irony is thick enough to choke on – Harry was cut off from the bank of dad in his mid-thirties, and yet he is maintaining a lifestyle that he seemingly refuses to downsize, all while battling an ever-burgeoning need to stay relevant.

She adds: “Unfortunately, the issue is that Harry’s only marketable skill – complaining about every slight he has ever felt from his family – hasn’t just expired; the stench is lingering and clinging to everything around it, no matter how worthy the cause.

“If the cash really is dwindling, it may be time for another reinvention. Don’t get me wrong, we all LOVE listening to a man who has never had a 9-5 job lecture us all on workplace wellness, and we are desperately looking forward to Harry and Meghan’s scripted polo drama that sounds distinctly like Dame Jilly Cooper’s hit Disney+ show, Rivals.