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Usama Rasheed

  • August 12, 2016

    COMIC RELIEF

    When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.

  • August 05, 2016

    COMIC RELIEF

    A Pakistani soldier who was just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a three-day pass. The CO said, “Are you crazy? You have just joined the...

  • August 05, 2016

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Pokémon Go is a new app from The Pokémon Company, Nintendo and Niantic Labs that’s become an overnight sensation.

  • July 29, 2016

    COMIC RELIEF

    A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.

  • July 22, 2016

    BREAK

    These are actual student evaluation comments taken from an MIT course evaluation guide in the fall semester of 1991.

  • July 22, 2016

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Iceland is a tiny island nation, with a population of about 330,000. It is so far north that from mid-May to mid-August, the sun only sets for about...

  • July 15, 2016

    COMIC RELIEF

    A man was mowing grass in his front yard when his attractive neighbour came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox.