Computer problem report form

Describe your problem:Now, describe the problem accurately: Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: Nature of the problem:

A) Locked Up

B) Frozen

C) Hung

D) Shot

Is your computer plugged in? Yes No

Is it turned on? Yes No

Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes No

Have you made it worse? Yes No

Have you read the manual? Yes No

Are you sure you’ve read the manual? Yes No

Are you absolutely certain you’ve read the manual? Yes No

Do you think you understood it? Yes No

If `Yes’ then why can’t you fix the problem yourself?

How tall are you? Are you above this line?

What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?

Are you sure you aren’t imagining the problem? Yes No

How does this problem make you feel?

Tell me about your childhood.

Do you have an independent witness of the problem? Yes No

Can’t you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes No

A frustrated father

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city.

One asked the other, “Has your son gone back to college yet?”

“Two days ago.”

“Hmm. Mine’s a senior this year, so it’s almost over. In May, he’ll be an engineer. What’s your boy going to be when he gets out of college?”

“At the rate he’s going, I’d say he’ll be about thirty.”

“No, I mean what’s he taking in college?”

“He’s taking every penny I make.”

“Doesn’t he burn the midnight oil enough?”

“He doesn’t get in early enough to burn the midnight oil.”

“Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?”

“Sure has! It’s totally cured his mother of bragging about him!”

Compiled by Usama Rasheed