King Charles should ‘beware idiot relatives’: ‘They’re twin sources of migraines’

Experts have started to question King Charles motives for keeping close ‘migraines’ that are always ‘up to no good’.

These claims and admissions have been brought to light by royal commentator and expert Daniela Elser.

According to a report by News.au, she believes, “It’s unlikely His Majesty has much time to skim the royal history books but he should. Because if there is one pertinent thing they teach a rookie sovereign, along with don’t trifle with the French and watch out for gout, is – beware idiot relatives.”

“The history of the British monarchy is littered with grasping brothers, sisters, uncles, and cousins who regularly got up to no good and caused no end of trouble for even the best-intoned, industrious sovereigns.”

“And Charles? Oh, he is facing this very particular regal headache if only someone would point it out to him.”

Before signing off the expert named Prince Harry and Prince Andrew as the ‘dangerous issues’ and admitted they are “both a seemingly never ending font of trouble for the monarch yet both remain part of the royal fabric.”

She even went as far as to question, “How much longer can these twin sources of furrowed-brow courtiers’ migraines be allowed to drag on, unresolved?”