Meghan Markle hit bitterly: ‘King Charles can faster swim in a pool of her ham than actually selling out’

Meghan Markle’s lifestyle brand has always been hit with issue after issue, not just with its inventory but also with growing hate and criticism, however this time around one expert has penned a piece highlighting the biggest issue the Duchess has to fix, which may not end up being salvageable.

The expert in question is Ms Alison Boshoff and she penned her findings and criticism, all wrapped up into one, for the Daily Mail.

The piece in question bashed the Duchess of Sussex’ lifestyle brand that sells everything from honey to teas, candles, match sticks, breakfast mixes and much more.

In Ms Boshoff’s eyes, “behind the PR-approved images, a looming crisis brews – one which rather belies her image as a global power player.”

She also says, “it relates to something dazzlingly ordinary: the best-before dates on her much-vaunted range of jam. Because the Duchess is facing a serious problem for anyone in food retail: how to shift your stock before it goes off.”

Ms Boshoff didn’t end without mentioning one more thing and that is what her network has revealed about the expiry date of all her products at the moment, whether it be jams, teas or tins of flower sprinkles.

“For I can reveal,” she explained “that all of Meghan’s jams, teas and tins of flower sprinkles are set to go pretty much simultaneously out of date at the end of next summer.”

So “to put it bluntly, our analysis of her recent sales figures indicates that there’s more chance of King Charles taking a swim in a pool of her homemade conserve than her selling all her stock in time,” she added.

Before signing off she also said, “it may seem prosaic but, astonishingly, this jam jar-mageddon could see Meghan’s lifestyle brand, As Ever, face losses of more than $5million (£3.7million) – on her jams alone. Those rapidly expiring tins of flower sprinkles could also cost a cool million.”