King Charles proves age is just a punchline

King Charles III showed he hasn’t lost his quick wit especially when it comes to ageing, during the opening of the new Midland Metropolitan University Hospital in Smethwick.

The 76 year old monarch met with patients, volunteers, and staff on Wednesday, spending time in the acute elderly care ward, where a memorable exchange made wave.

When the patient Jacqueline Page quipped that she was “wearing out,” the King responded with characteristic humour saying, “I know, this is the terrible thing, as I am discovering already. The bits don’t work so well when you get past 70.”

On the same visit, he connected with 73-year-old cancer patient Matthew Shinda, who shared a prostate cancer diagnosis. 

Charles reassured him, saying, “I’m not too bad,” and reflected on advances in early detection: “Half the problem is detecting it, isn't it, in time?” Then with a nod to life’s indulgences, chuckled: “I knew I should have brought one [whisky], it is supposed to be good for the heart.”

A crowd of hundreds including patients, NHS staff, and excited medical students erupted into cheers and applause as King Charles made his way through the new Midland Metropolitan University Hospital. 

Phones were out in force as many snapped selfies with the monarch, who stopped frequently to chat and share a laugh. 

Sir David Nicholson, Chairman of the Sandwell and West Birmingham NHS Trust, called the royal visit a "tremendous honour," as the King unveiled a commemorative plaque to officially open the state of the art.

This engagement marked more than just a royal appearance, it also offered subtle updates on the King’s own health journey. 

Diagnosed with cancer in February 2024, Charles has continued to perform public duties while undergoing treatment. His warmth and openness during this visit reaffirmed a deeply personal yet resilient public presence.