Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ‘cling onto titles the way a limpet clings onto a teak hull’

Prince Harry has just been labeled a ‘walking ragbag of fashionable neuroses’ who’s married a television actress.

According to the Daily Mail these admissions and allegations have been shared by royal author and commentator Jan Moir.

The converastion began when Ms Moir admitted that, had Harry and Meghan rejected ‘Princess’ title for Lilibet it would prove the “bold, progressive and non-elitist,” image they’ve been selling.

“Instead the reality is that they want to cling onto the titles and the prestige the way a limpet clings onto the teak hull of a royal yacht; the way a leech fixes onto a thumping, pumping royal vein and sticks its fangs in for the long haul.”

“They will stick to and they will suck on these Windsor connections, because it suits them financially and it suits them socially –and frankly, without them what have they got?”

“She's a television actress, he's a walking ragbag of fashionable neuroses with a mind that we now learn has been 'windscreen wiped clean' by cannabis and hallucogenic drugs.”