A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend....
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine
power and the aircraft begins to descend.
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the
passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that
in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes,
giving rescuers time to get to them.
Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over to open the door.
The pilot screams at him, “Didn’t you hear what I said, the aircraft is
designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!”
“Of course I heard you”, the man replied, “but it’s also designed to fly,
and look how good that one worked out!”
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day.
The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Tommy replied, “Well, then just give me my money back. That’s fine.”
The farmer said. “Sorry, I can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Tommy then said, “Okay, then, just bring me dead horse.”
The farmer was surprised and asked Tommy, “Why? What are you going to do with him?”
Tommy replied, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer laughed and said, “You can’t raffle off a deaf horse! Who’d buy a ticket?”
Tommy answered, “Sure I can, just watch me. I just won’t tell anybody the horse is dead,”
A month later, the farmer met up with Tommy again and asked, “What happened with that dead horse in the end. Did you raffle him off?”
Tommy said, “I sure did. I sold 500 tickets at $5 a piece.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Tommy smiled and said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $5 back.”
