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By US Desk
Fri, 05, 22

“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”

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My boss texted me, “Send me one of your funny jokes, Pete.”

I replied, “I’m working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later.”

He replied, “That was fantastic, send me another one.”

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An office executive was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

“If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?”

“I’d have to say the living one.”

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A young, inexperienced bank robber gets caught during his first stick-’em-up and ends up in court. Crucial evidence — including CCTV recordings from the bank lobby — has gone missing. After weeks of deliberation, cross-examinings, conflicting witness statements, a hung jury and a huge deal of frustration, the young man is found not guilty. As the foreman states the verdict, the rather lucky defendant pipes up, ‘Does that mean I can keep the money?’

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

What did one hat say to the other?

You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

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