The second magician replies “Look in my friend’s pocket.”
COMIC RELIEF
Two magicians walk into a bakery. The first palms three donuts. He then snidely challenges the other magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. The second magician then calls the baker and asks for three donuts if he’d like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. The magician then eats the donuts and exclaims “Ta-Da.” The baker is angered and asks “Well what’s the magic trick?” The second magician replies “Look in my friend’s pocket.”
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said: “You cannot do this, I’m a government servant!”
The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
A thug breaks into a house and ties up the elderly couple living there.
Being criminally minded he decides to kill one of them. To make his decision he asks them some questions to get to know them better.
“What’s your name?” he asks the woman.
“Clementine,” she replies.
“Oh that’s my mother’s name! Don’t worry I won’t kill you.”
Turning to the man he asks “and what’s your name?”
The man replies, “My name is Joe but my friends call me Clementine.”
