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By US Desk
Fri, 01, 22

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary....

COMIC RELIEF

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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?”

No, sweetheart,” she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?”

“Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.

One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?” he asks.

“Oh, forgive me, Abie,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.”

Abe starts jumping with joy.

Shocked Esther asks him, “What was that for?”

Abe answers, “They’ll find us!”

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Reasons why the English language is hard to learn

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* The bandage was wound around the wound.

* The farm was used to produce produce.

* We must polish the Polish furniture.

* The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

* Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

* When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

* I did not object to the object.

* The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

* They were too close to the door to close it.

* To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

* After a number of injections my jaw got number.

* Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.