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Retirement is fun

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By US Desk
Fri, 11, 21

We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket....

Retirement is fun

COMIC RELIEF

My wife and I went into town and went into a shop.

We were only in there for about five minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a baboon. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.

Retirement is fun


Funny Cricket Jokes

Retirement is fun

Q: Why did the cricket team watch Battlestar Gallactica?

A: To see the Centurions.

Q: Why did the cricket player get his piano tuned?

A: There was a drop-in pitch.

Q: How do cricket players find things online?

A: They Googly it.

Q: What sport do insects love to watch?

A: Cricket.

Q: Why did the cricket bowler never sweat?

A: He was surrounded by fans.

Q: What does a cricket player have in common with a magician?

A: They both do hat tricks.

Q: Where did Lasith Malinga go to dance?

A: The cricket ball

Q: Why didn’t the cricket player show up for work?

A: He was a Striker.

Q: Why is it hard to win a cricket match in South Africa?

A: Because the cheetahs are a protected species there.

Q: Why is a cricket umpire like an angry chicken?

A: They both have fowl mouths.

Q. Why did the cricket player bring string to the game?

A: So he could tie the score

Q: Why did the chicken get ejected from the cricket game?

A: For persistent fowl play