“…you start having back-to-school dreams in June.”
“…you have lots of unused boxes of crayons and other school supplies in your house, and your own children are already grown up.”
“…you pull random items like broken crayons, wilted flowers, or small confiscated toys out of your clothes pockets when doing the laundry.”
“…you’re collecting rocks and leaves from random peoples’ yards because you might need them for the next science lesson.”
“…your favourite chair sits six inches off the floor.” – Carla Hoff
“…you expect your friends and family to raise their hands before talking.”
“…you can go to the bathroom, make a phone call, brainstorm with some peers about either a troubling, hysterical, or hysterically troubling issue that came up earlier in the day, and eat your lunch in a 15-minute time span.”
“…you’re getting your eyebrows waxed, you fall asleep on the table, and not even the RIIIIIIIIIIIIP of the hair being pulled out of your flesh at the follicles wakes you up.”
For the love of football…
Which two football teams played in the Pirate Super Bowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What kind of tea do football players drink?
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
They needed a little team spirit.
Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head.
Where do football players dance?
At a foot ball!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What do football players wear on Halloween?