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By US Desk
Fri, 07, 20

The passenger was excited by the fact that his seat mate had his right arm in a sling, and the following dialogue occurred...

Why English is tough

1.The bandage was wound around the wound.

2The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

The curiosity of the passenger

The passenger was excited by the fact that his seat mate had his right arm in a sling, and the following dialogue occurred:

“You broke your arm, didn’t you?”

“Well, yes, I did.”

“Had an accident, I suppose?”

“Not exactly. I did it in trying to pat myself on the back.”

“My land! On the back! Now, whatever did you want to pat yourself on the back for?”

“Just for minding my own business.”


Gifted dog

A man says to his neighbor, “I have an extraordinary dog. He brings me the newspaper every morning.”

The neighbor responds by saying, “That’s nothing special. Lots of dogs do that.”

The man says, “Sure, but I don’t have a subscription.”