I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.....
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss. I’m starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door.
