We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals once I’ve started doing the same....
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
Man: No, I’m a barber.
My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”
We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.
ER Doctor: “So, what brings you here?”
Patient: “An ambulance! What do you think!”
