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COMIC RELIEF

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By US Desk
Fri, 02, 19

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.....

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.


God greets them and asks, “When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, “I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force.”

The second police officer says, “I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty.”

The last cop replies, “I would like to hear them say ... Look, He’s Moving!”

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man.

 “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”