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By US Desk
Fri, 01, 19

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.....


Logic

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

What am I?

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite.

A: A stapler

Q: How many sides are there to a circle?

A: Two. The inside and the outside.

Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?

A: Unless you have very bad floors, throw the egg any which way. The floor shouldn’t crack from a simple egg throw.

Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?

A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.

Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?

A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.