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By US Desk
19 July, 2024

Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): Sometimes I’ll take a break from checking the Internet on my laptop by checking the Internet on my phone....

COMIC RELIEF

Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): Sometimes I’ll take a break from checking the Internet on my laptop by checking the Internet on my phone.

McDad (@mcdadstuff): I think what intrigues me most about the Olympics is knowing that I would be horrifically injured participating in any of the events.

Mike (@PhilipJFried): When I say “Like a year ago,” I mean 2019.

Marissa (@michimama75): My parents: Do you want to go do this errand with us?

Me, a 43-year-old woman: Can we get ice cream after?

Destry (@DestryBrod): Them: Smile, it’s free.

Me: So is not smiling.

Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais): When life gets you down and you feel unloved and worthless, just remember you’ll be dead one day.

Have a great weekend.

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Laugh Lines

Duck food

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Do you have duck food here?”

The bartender replies “No” and the duck leaves.

The duck comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have duck food?”

The bartender again says “No.”

The duck comes back the next day and repeats, “Do you have any duck food?”

Frustrated, the bartender exclaims “I already told you ‘No’ twice! If you come back and ask me again, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!”

The duck comes back the next day and asks, “Do you have any nails?”

“No,“ the bartender replies.

“Well then,” the duck says, “do you have any duck food?”

POINTS TO PONDER

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“Be wise, because the world needs more wisdom, and if you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.” – Neil Gaiman