Our computers broke down at work today, so we had to do everything manually....
Our computers broke down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge. How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?
None—it’s already built!
What be the pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr! No, it would be the C! (Sea)
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
