A plane takes off with two hours delay. Once in the air a passenger asks the flight attendant:
“Why did we take off so late?”
To which the flight attendant replies:
“Well, the pilot noticed some smoke and weird noises coming from the left engine and it took us a while to find another pilot willing to fly this plane.”
What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A mice-cream cone!
Why do cats always get their way?
They are very purr-suasive!
How do two cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up!
What should you use to comb a cat?
What is a cat’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Mewsic!
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress?
She was feline fine!
What’s a cat’s favorite colour?
A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, “Give me all the money or you’re geography!” The puzzled teller replies, “Did you mean to say ‘or you’re history?’” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!”