The assistant told the villagers “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has already collected....
Once upon a time, a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, knowing there were many monkeys, went to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 each and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He then announced that he would buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the villagers’ efforts and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon, the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the big city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.
The assistant told the villagers “Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when my boss returns, you can sell them to him for $50.”
How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car?
Tyred!
What do cannibal secretaries do with leftover fingernails?
They file them!
Where do undertakers go in October?
The hearse of the year show!
What’s a vampire’s favourite dance?
The fangdango!
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
He posed for Halloween masks!
How do witches lose weight?
They join weight witches!
