Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Incomprehensible
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
Why does the Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, and put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologises for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That really hurts!”
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Life before computer
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a broken disk, it would hurt when you found out.
Compress was something you did to garbage, and not something you did to a file.