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By Usama Rasheed
Fri, 06, 17

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.

 

Lost in translationCOMIC RELIEF

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse.

The poor man replied, “I don’t know mister, it doesn’t look so good,” and walked away.

The next day the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse.

The poor man said, “I don’t know mister, it doesn’t look so good.”

On the third day, the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse, and said he wouldn’t take no for an answer.

The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home.

The rich man’s daughter loved her present. She climbed onto the horse, then galloped right into a tree.

The rich man rushed back over to the poor man’s house, demanding an explanation for the horse’s blindness.

The poor man replied, “I told you. It doesn’t look so good.”

 

COMIC RELIEFExact number

Some tourists at the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur’s bones.

One of them asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur’s bones are?”

The guard replies, “They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.”

“That’s an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know its age so precisely?”

The guard answers, “Well, the dinosaur’s bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”

 

Thinking out of the boxCOMIC RELIEF

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop, which read MAIN ENTRANCE.

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