Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
Patty doesn’t really mind her business
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her. “Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” was his muffled reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich.
“How was your day?” questioned the man from behind once again.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care.
“Did you pass the exam?” came the next question from behind.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here,” came the voice from behind once again, “some nutjob is answering every question I ask you!”
The hysterical blonde
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and told her to step out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed the car’s windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all the windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
Learning Russian
Dustin and Jane were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby had finally come to an end.
The adoption centre called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption centre, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What possessed you to learn Russian?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him.”
