Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): People can’t afford rent, there is no universal paid maternity leave, and women don't have bodily autonomy....
* Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): People can’t afford rent, there is no universal paid maternity leave, and women don't have bodily autonomy.
But at least a few rich women went to space!
* Michael Buckley (@HeyBuckHey): That “space trip” was giving serious Gal Gadot singing ‘Imagine’ vibes.
* Böb Jänke (@Bob_Janke): We should tell celebrities they're going into space and then just leave them there.
* Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux): If you love something, set if free. If it comes back that means no one else wanted it. Set it free again.
* Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould): AP Bio should give you a choice between dissecting a frog and not being a psychopath.
* Hollie Harris (@allholls): One day you’re young and cool, and the next you're trying to identify bird calls.
* Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): I’m taking a break from my mental health to focus on my academic work.
A man finds a magic lamp, rubs it, and a genie comes out.
“Thank you for setting me free,” she says, and grants him three wishes.
The man says, “First, I’d like to open my bank account and see 10 million dollars in it. Second, I'd like to walk up to my garage and see a brand new Bugatti Mistral. Third, I'd like to reach my doorstep and see a beautiful wife greeting me.”
“Granted,” says the genie. “Although I'm quite perplexed why you chose to spend all three
wishes on the same thing.”
With these words, the genie
hands the man a VR headset.
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” – Jack Handey
