COMIC RELIEF
- Mac Dickson (@MacDicksonShow): My idea of eating healthy is to have a plain donut.
- Forward March (@RunOldMan): Work is for people who don’t like naps.
- Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe): Just once I’d like to wake up less tired than when I went to bed.
- Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): The first 8 hours after waking up are always the hardest.
- Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): The haters said I couldn’t juggle this many deadlines. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.
- Maddy (@MadHatterMommy): Do you also think that they are lying when they compliment you, or are you normal?
- Meghan (@deloisivete): Save money by sending the same unopened applesauce pouch in your kid's lunch all week. Follow me for more financial tips.
- Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe): Facebook: “Remember this person you met once 14 years ago at a party? Their cat just died.”
- Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted): I think my problem is I have really fantastic bad ideas.
- Shannon (@gardengirl125): And to my niece, I leave my prized collection of grocery bags stored inside a grocery bag.
- Matty (@bestestname): We should have just stopped in 1998. We never should have partied like it was 1999.
RIDDLE ME THIS…
Q: How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?
A: They always have new buds.
Q: Why was the flower a good cheerleader?
A: Because it was always rooting!
Q: What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill.
Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: Hey bud!
Q: What did the flower call its granddad?
A: Poppy.
Q: What did the flower say when his little flower friend fell down?
A: Upsy daisy!
Q: What’s a flower’s favorite type of story?
A: A budding romance.
Q: What does a flower say when it’s surprised?
A: What in carnation?!
Q: Why was the florist happy?
A: Because business was blooming.
Q: When is it impossible to plant flowers?
A: When you haven’t botany.
POINTS TO PONDER
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead
