Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): I’m leaving this garbage website because it has become such a cesspool and [is] ruining my mental health....
COMIC RELIEF
Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues): My personal style could best be described as, "I wasn't expecting to leave the house."
Hollie Harris (@allholls): Nothing is more disappointing than when I think, "I'm getting hungry" in the evening, and the realization hits that I'm the one making dinner.
Kevin (@kevtagion): SHE SAID YES!!
I asked if I was annoying her.
Mac Dickson (@MacDicksonShow): Managing depression one donut at a time.
Delilah (@Noshitdelilah): Please don't take my Welcome mat seriously.
One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom): It’s once again that time of the week where I ask myself if I need a therapy appointment or just some form of potato.
Kristen (@Kica333): Hear me out: A streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.
Trash Jones (@jzux): I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go ew ew ew ew.
Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): I’m leaving this garbage website because it has become such a cesspool and [is] ruining my mental health.
I’ll be back in 10 min.
A man wants some pure honey, so he goes to a local apiary to get some of his own bees.
"Can I get some bees to make some of my own honey, please?" he asks the apiarist.
The beekeeper happily obliges, "Sure! How many would you like?"
"Twelve," the man replies.
The apiarist leaves for a moment and returns with a box full of buzzing bees. After looking at the box, however, the man notices that there are thirteen bees in it.
"Sir, you gave me thirteen bees when I asked for twelve."
The beekeeper casually waves the thought away and says, "Don't worry, it's a freebee."
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
