Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): If you really hoped to find me well, you’d have sent money not an email....
Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): If you really hoped to find me well, you’d have sent money not an email.
André Béliveau (@TheRealBeliveau): The existence of Chicago-style pizza implies the existence of MLA-style pizza and AP-style pizza.
Meghan (@deloisivete): Petition to submit "haha" as ending punctuation.
Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38): Which came first, the price inflation of the chicken or the egg?
Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie): Can’t tell if I have a crush on someone or if these are symptoms of psychosis.
BOOP (@Pettyyyboop): Sorry I didn’t answer your call. I was busy taking a test to see which Disney princess I am.
Stacey (@skittle624): All of the problems started when we stopped roller skating.
Doth (@DothTheDoth): Every day that I don’t befriend a crow is a day wasted
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell.
After recovering, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.
The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch watch his efforts.
Finally, the female bird says to the male, "Hey dear, I think it's time to tell Shelly he is adopted."
“Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” – Carrie Fisher
