Tanya (@Tanya_Sabrinaaa): Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?
Meghan (@deloisivete): Me: I like to do the weight machines more than cardio.
Them: Because you feel stronger?
Me: Because you get to just sit there in betwee–yeah the strong thing.
L (@Ann_Hedonia1): Person: *gives compliment*
Me: Let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.
Tanya (@Tanya_Sabrinaaa): Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?
Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander): Taking a break from seething with rage to do a little weeping.
Erika (@yeeeerika): Telling men 'I know a place' and then dropping them off at therapy.
Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould): Have you tried being born with a trust fund about it?
Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): Don't forget, you are someone's weird colleague.
Q: Why can you never trust an atom?
A: They make up everything.
Q: Why are chemists always happy in the lab?
A: They are in their element.
Q: What do you call a gun made of sodium chloride?
A: A salt rifle.
Q: What makes gold so special?
A: It’s AU-some.
Q: Why don’t people tell a lot of chemistry jokes?
A: They are scared of the reaction.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Q: Why did the scientist want carbon, arsenic, and hydrogen?
A: To make CAsH.
Q: What is the element’s favorite carnival ride?
A: The ferrous wheel.
Q: What happened to all the good chemistry jokes?
A: They argon.
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball
