Usama Rasheed

  • COMIC RELIEF

    COMIC RELIEF

    But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    There was a job opening in the country’s most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature?

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    COMIC RELIEF

    A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake.......

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    COMIC RELIEF

    She’s not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better.......

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    COMIC RELIEF

    They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently.....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.....

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    COMIC RELIEF

    After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.......

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    COMIC RELIEF

    If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

  • BREAK

    BREAK

    If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

  • COMIC RELIEF

    COMIC RELIEF

    I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.....

  • BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Your better mind knows exactly how to manage your time better at work but a primal.....

  • Break

    Break

    It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.....

  • COMIC RELIEF

    COMIC RELIEF

    A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up....

  • BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    My jaw clenches when advertisement videos buffer. I huff and puff when stuck in a sluggish line at a coffee shop.....

  • COMIC RELIEF

    COMIC RELIEF

    A doctor, a lawyer, a little Boy Scout and an old man were out for a Sunday afternoon.....