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Usama Rasheed

  • August 02, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten or will eat it....

  • July 26, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    Results showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.....

  • July 19, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    There was a job opening in the country’s most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul....

  • July 05, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature?

  • June 28, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about.....

  • May 31, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.....

  • May 24, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake.......

  • May 17, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    She’s not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better.......

  • May 10, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers....

  • May 03, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently.....

  • April 26, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.....

  • April 19, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.......

  • April 12, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

  • April 05, 2019

    BREAK

    If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

  • March 29, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.....

  • March 29, 2019

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Your better mind knows exactly how to manage your time better at work but a primal.....

  • December 21, 2018

    Break

    It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.....

  • December 14, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up....

  • December 14, 2018

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    My jaw clenches when advertisement videos buffer. I huff and puff when stuck in a sluggish line at a coffee shop.....

  • December 07, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A doctor, a lawyer, a little Boy Scout and an old man were out for a Sunday afternoon.....

  • November 30, 2018

    Comic relief

    When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair......

  • November 23, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.....

  • November 16, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys......

  • November 09, 2018

    Break

    The professor held an exam. He was in a good mood and the student that he questioned wasn’t prepared enough.....

  • November 02, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute....

  • October 26, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A group of psychiatrists was attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave....

  • October 19, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.....

  • October 19, 2018

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Think back to your childhood and try to recall some of the strongest memories.....

  • October 12, 2018

    BREAK

    If you live in a house with three couches, none of which matches.....

  • October 05, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.....

  • October 05, 2018

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Loaded looks. Repeated glances. Too much eye contact, or not enough....

  • September 28, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.....

  • September 28, 2018

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    A poll has uncovered the most irksome phrases colleagues write in emails. But what do they actually mean?

  • September 21, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent......

  • September 14, 2018

    Break

    A boy went home from school. His homework was to put down the things his family said.....

  • September 07, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof”....

  • August 31, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    I don’t understand why prescription drug is allowed to be advertised on TV or why anyone would think....

  • August 31, 2018

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    With summer and its accompanying picnics and outdoor food fests fast approaching....

  • August 17, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town....

  • August 10, 2018

    BREAK

    A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside....

  • August 03, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon.....

  • August 03, 2018

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    When buying a fragrance, there can be a lot to decipher — brand, price, type....

  • July 27, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    There are two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua.....

  • July 20, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say.....

  • July 13, 2018

    Comic relief

    Describe your problem:Now, describe the problem accurately: Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem...

  • July 06, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    A local business was looking for office help, so they put a sign in their window saying....

  • June 29, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things.....

  • June 29, 2018

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Happiness is not a state as far as Aristotle is concerned; it’s an activity, and you just have to decide to become happier....

  • June 22, 2018

    Break

    These are reportedly real answers to questions on Science tests...

  • June 15, 2018

    COMIC RELIEF

    Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high-tech corporation.....