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  • March 17, 2017

    BREAK

    An invention made to end all inventions.

  • March 10, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    Three men were caught for murder on the same day. They were produced in the court the very next day.

  • March 03, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    Our staff has completed the three years of work on time and under budget.

  • March 03, 2017

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    From oxygen deprivation and cosmic radiation to loss of taste, your body can suffer some worrying effects during air travel.

  • February 24, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    The preacher, in his sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject.

  • February 17, 2017

    COMIC RELIEF

    An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.

  • February 17, 2017

    BITS ‘N’ PIECES

    Chickens have a reputation for being profoundly dumb, but in fact they are remarkably intelligent and may even be empathic.

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