COMIC RELIEF

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.

“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”

“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?”

“The guy was your doctor...”

• How can you tell that there’s a drummer at your front door?

The knocking gets faster and faster.

• How can you tell that there’s a vocalist at your front door?

She forgot the key and doesn’t know when to come in.

• How can you tell that there’s an accordionist at your front door?

He doesn’t stop knocking even after you answer.

• How do you know when a trombone player is at your front door?

The doorbell drags.

• How do you know when there’s a banjo player at your door?

 His hat says “Domino’s”.