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By US Desk
Fri, 06, 19

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90....

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

A: He just needed a little space.

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A: Because they make up everything.

Q: How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

A: Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

They make up everything!



An upsetting trend

I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.

I think he must be plotting something.


Whatta pill

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”

“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.

“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”