Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
A: He just needed a little space.
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything.
Q: How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
A: Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
They make up everything!
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.
“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”