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COMIC RELIEF

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By US Desk
Fri, 06, 19

Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?


A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”

The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”

The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - 

OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”

The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you - you’ve broken your finger!”


What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Oh my God, breathe!



Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?

Johnny: Nothing, sir.

Headmaster: Exactly.