The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name.
She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, “That’s a sheep!”
“That’s right!” said the teacher.
“How about this one?” she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts.
“That’s a lion!” answered a little boy.
“Right!” said the teacher.
Then she held up a picture of a deer. No one volunteered to answer. She tried to help. “What does your mother call your father?”
Johnny said, “I know! That’s a lazy old goat!”
Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help them understand women better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required:
1) You too can do housework
2) How to properly fill an ice tray
3) Wonderful laundry techniques
4) Get a life - learn to cook
5) How not to act like an idiot when you are obviously wrong
6) Reasons to give flowers
7) How to go shopping with your mate without getting lost
8) The remote control - overcoming your dependency
9) Mother-in-laws are people too
10) The weekend and sports are not synonymous
11) Male bonding: leave your friends at home
12) Attainable goal - omitting foul expletives from vocabulary
13) Understanding your financial incompetence
14) You don’t really need that Porsche
15) Understanding the wife’s response to coming home late
16) Give me a break - why we know your excuses are lies
17) How not to act younger than your children
Compiled by Usama Rasheed