“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I Do,” is the longest sentence?
COMIC RELIEF
* Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
* “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I Do,” is the longest sentence?
* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Forgive me
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic.”
“Well,” answered the priest, “that’s not a sin.”‘
“But I made him agree to pay me 200 Euros for every week he stayed.”
“I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.”
“Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind.” He paused for a moment and then said, “I have one more question...”
“What is that, my son?”
“Do I have to tell him the war is over?”
A doctor and a lawyer were attending a party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and remarked, “I never know how to handle the situation when I‘m asked for medical advice during a social function. Is it acceptable to send a bill for such advice?” The lawyer replied that it was certainly acceptable to do so.
The next day, the doctor sent the ulcer-stricken man a bill. The lawyer also sent one to the doctor.
