Prince Harry, Meghan Markle in a ‘mild panic over the next pay cheque'

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s bid to paint themselves as ‘altruistic, down-to-earth and endlessly fascinating’ has just been bashed.

These claims and admissions have been brought to light by royal journalist Jane Moore.

According to The Sun she started by saying, “What would a fly on the wall of the couple’s Montecito mansion be witnessing right now?”

“Well, firstly a lot of bafflement, one suspects,” she admitted.

“After all, they’re so altruistic, down-to-earth and endlessly fascinating, so why aren’t others rushing to listen to their every utterance?”

“Secondly, there must surely be some mild panic as to where the next pay cheque is coming from?” in the end.

“Particularly given the vast home they took out a £7.5million mortgage on, the chauffeurs, round the clock bodyguards and legal bills associated with the zillions of court cases they’re currently embroiled in.”