Blonde wisdom

By US Desk
Fri, 12, 21

A Russian and an American are having a hot debate about who was the first on the moon....


Blonde wisdom

A Russian and an American are having a hot debate about who was the first on the moon.

Russian: "You know this Mr American, we were the first ones in the outer space."

American: "No way buddy, it was us dang it! We were the first! America baby"

A blonde lady comes along and says, "That is nothing, we are going to be the first ones on the sun!"

The Russian and American burst out laughing and eventually say to her "Sorry but you can't go to the sun, you would burn up and die"

Blonde: "Oh my gosh, we are not idiots. We plan on traveling at night time."

Bright backbencher

Blonde wisdom

The teacher askes a backbencher: “How many kidneys do we have?"

“Four," the backbencher responds.

“Four? Hahaha,” the teacher laughs sarcastically. “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the classroom," the teacher orders a front bencher.

“And for me a cup of coffee,” the backbencher adds.

The teacher was furious and expelled the student from the room. On his way out, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher.

"You asked me how many kidneys we have. We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass."

PS: The student was a famous humourist, Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895- 1971), better known as the "Baron de Itararé"

Smart alec

Blonde wisdom

1. What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

2. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

3. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

4. What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets jalapeño business.

5. Why should you never trust stairs?

They’re always up to something.

6. When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When it becomes apparent

7. Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

He got fired.

8. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

9. You heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

10. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.

I told them, “Just you wait!”

Blonde wisdom