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COMIC RELIEF

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By US Desk
Fri, 03, 19

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother....

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mummy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”

“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”

“The tombstone back there said... Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.”


Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross? - The other shakes his head: “No way, look at what happened to the zebra.”

An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: “Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”. The granny answers: “You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”