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- Keara Sullivan (@superkeara): I don’t get the appeal of ChatGPT. If you want a “sorta correctish but could be way off” answer to your question, just ask your friends!! You will have to double check with a follow-up search either way, so why not have the company!!
- Neil Renic (@NC_Renic): Please don’t integrate AI into the hiring process and ruin the intimately human experience of “Dear failed applicant, fourteen months ago we offered the position to someone better…”
- Meghan (@deloisivete): When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.
- hb (@h3xenbrenner2): We’re looking for a drummer for our band The Drummer Murderers.
- Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker): I am a houseplant. I need sunlight to live. And other weird things I’ve said to my husband today.
- Tabitha Arnold (@thetolerantweft): My dog is always trying to run away, like... good luck on the road dude who’s gonna fix your ear when it gets turned inside out.
- Lionella (@x_zaich): I’ve learnt so much from my mistakes I probably should make some more.
Laugh lines
Miscommunication
A police officer stopped a motorist for driving too fast in poor visibility. “What would you do if Mr. Fog came down suddenly?” he asked the driver.
“I’d put Mr. Foot on Mr. Brake,” the driver replied sarcastically.
“Let me start again,” sighed the policeman. “What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?”
A polyglot woman named Sarah is taking to her Spanish speaking friend
“Pablo” she queries. “How much English do you understand?”
“¿Que, Sarah? ¿Sarah?” he says.
“True. Whatever will be will be,” she replies.
POINTS TO PONDER
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin
