Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): Listen up, “suggested serving size” on ice cream cartons, I suggest you come back with a more realistic suggestion....
COMIC RELIEF
* Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats): Listen up, “suggested serving size” on ice cream cartons, I suggest you come back with a more realistic suggestion.
* Zach Reinert (@zachreinert0): I’m going to go see Fall Guy this weekend. I can’t wait to see Ryan Gosling play Lee Harvey Oswald.
* Existential Comics (@existentialcoms): What’s cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19-year-old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.
* Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy): You can’t blame video games for what kids do. In the 80s I never had the urge to roll barrels at Italian plumbers.
* Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould): Feeling cute! Your move, body dysmorphia.
A woman is driving home when she comes upon another woman who is hitchhiking. Because the trip has been long and quiet, she stops the car and the woman climbs in.
During their small talk, the hitchhiker glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them. “If you’re wondering what’s in the bag,” offers the driver, “it’s a sandwich. I got it for my husband.”
The hitchhiker is silent for a while, nods several times, and then says, “Good trade!”
“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.”
– Lucille Ball
