Meghan Markle urged to opt for ‘happy rebrand’

Meghan Markle is urged to love on form her sad image after her recent social media update.

The Duchess of Sussex, who seemingly marked the end of 7 tough years for her star sign last week, is told to move forward with a happy brand image.

Writing about the mother-of-two, expert Celia Walden tells The Telegraph: “She and her husband are still very much in love (and have a combined net worth of approximately £45m).”

“They have two beautiful children and a nine-bedroom estate in an exclusive enclave of Montecito, where it’s sunny most days a year.

“There Meghan can continue to live out one ambition after another, whether it’s pretending to be Martha Stewart, flogging jam, or plotting trips to Australia to deliver speeches to young women at £1,400-a-ticket retreats called things like “Her Best Life”.

“And she never, ever has to set foot in another musty-smelling British church for as long as she lives,” mocks Walden.

The expert then notes: “Sounds peachy to me. And I’m convinced she would instantly be 99 per cent more appealing to people if she dropped the whingeing. So how about that happy rebrand, Meghan? Even the astrologists think it’s a good idea.”