Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag....
COMIC RELIEF
An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to 10-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
A woman took her son to the doctor’s office after he sprained his finger. The nurse applied a splint, only to be told she’d put it on the wrong finger.
“I’m sorry,” she said.
“That’s OK,” my friend’s son said. “You were only off by one digit.”
Q: How do celebrities stay cool?
A: They have lots of fans.
Q: What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
A: Feyonce
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo’ Drizzle!
Q: How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
A: Look for Fresh Prints!
Q: What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?
A: Gee, you knit?
Q: Why is Tom Cruise so upset?
A: Because he is Holmes-less
Q: What do you call it when Batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale
