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Safety first

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By US Desk
Fri, 04, 21

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...

COMIC RELIEF

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped...

She keeps it in the trunk.

A trip to the dentist

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.

“I’m shocked!” she complained.

“This is three times what you normally charge.”

“Yes, I know,” said the dentist. “But you screamed so loudly, you scared away two other patients.”

The birthday gift

A grandmother sent her grandson a shirt for his birthday. The only trouble was that he had a size 14 neck and the shirt was size 12.

When the grandson sent a thank you note, he wrote, “Dear Grandma. Thanks a lot for the shirt. I’d write more, but I’m all choked up.”