An inter-office softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The
support staff whipped the marketing department soundly.
To show just how the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2000 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, winning only one game."
Five without any problems
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat five people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find five people without any problems?”