During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, an elementary school teacher, asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn.
Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, my friend asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?” Her student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box.”
These were some of my biology notes from freshman year. I actually remembered the functions from these jokes
Me: You have to go to college
Son: But why though?
Me: To be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?
Me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year.