COMIC RELIEF
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash!
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, fine. W-H-O.
- . Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t rec ognize me.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it’s only a joke.
- Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.
- . Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- . Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
What’s the definition of an optimist?
A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
How many sides does a circle have?
Two - the inside and the outside.
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
