To which the gentleman said, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’
COMIC RELIEF
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100 percent. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’
To which the gentleman said, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. ‘You grew up in a different world,’ the student said. ‘Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers-’
Taking advantage of a pause in the student’s litany, the old man said, ‘You’re right. We didn’t have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation?’
