Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”
The construction worker was discharged after being accused of murder.
There just wasn’t any concrete evidence.
What did the window glazier say when he cut himself on the window glass?
“This is extremely paneful!”
What music do builders love listening to?
Which country has the best construction?
I used to be a drill operator…
But it was boring.
I just learned about the nonstop construction on Big Ben.
They really are working around the clock.
What is the tallest possible kind of building that man can build?
A library, because it easily has the most stories.
What do a construction worker and cheating husband have in common?
They’re both home wreckers.
Harry wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and tried to find a good tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth, measured Harry, then told him there was not enough cloth to make a suit. Harry found this hard to accept, so he went to the tailor next door who measured both Harry and the cloth before announcing that there was enough cloth to make a three-piece suit.
A week later, Harry returned to collect his suit and noticed that the tailor’s son was wearing trousers made of the same cloth. Puzzled, Harry asked: “How come you have been able to make a three-piece suit for me and trousers for your son when the chap next door could not even make a suit?”
“Simple,” said the tailor. “The guy next door has two sons.”